I used to rap (NSFW…or my reputation)
In honor of Eminem’s new album, Relapse, leaking online, here are a couple of my old freestyle raps.
Yes, I used to freestyle rap. I know it’s something that was, and is, commonly associated with d-bags, but it was fun at the deprived time in my life. I never did it in public…although I did release these slightly-offbeat freestyles a couple of years ago on YouTube. (Offbeat mostly because of my “post-production.”)
I hid these for years. Now, simply for my own ego, because I don’t want them to die, and because I’m bored again, here they are (NSFW):
And a bonus track… (NSFW…or my dating life)
If you like them, let me know.
If you hate them, let me know.
If you’re on HR representative, please disregard. Uh…these aren’t me.
Brian Laesch’s “sickest flows” usually occurred in his car during Los Angeles rush hour traffic, driving home from New Line Cinema. Too bad he didn’t have a tape recorder like Tucker Max always “did.”

You blew my McMind.
OHMcCaFEDUDE????!!!
I missed your rhymes.
well I like Big Pimpin’Freestyle and is that your voice well not bad voice and why don’t u become singger