Are you a werewolf who doesn’t know how to dress?
Happy Halloween, everybody. I hope you are all ready to get dressed up and party (and find a safe way home). Halloween is a great time for normal people to dress up like temporary pop culture icons, celebrities, classical monsters, or something just plain weird. But what about those who are actually werewolves, vampires or poltergeists in real life? How do they fit in with society the other 364 days of the year? The world can be a pretty cruel place, and if you turn into a wolf every time there is a full moon, or have an inconvenient habit of sucking other people’s blood, people may poke fun at you from time to time.
Well now there’s hope. These fine clothing establishments are there for you (werewolves, at least):
Happy Halloween! Celebrate responsibly. And always remember, Brian Waddell will be avenged. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Brian Laesch wishes you and yours a Happy Halloween…or just you. He just realized it’s not necessarily a family holiday.
Hilarious!